Cause I want To!

I'm pretty sure I complain a lot ...well that's what I've been told anyway. I say its more "commenting" on lots of things but sure agree to disagree! That's not what I wanted to say! What I wanted to say was what is it about getting together with a friend , especially one you trust, that makes you say things you either ...
A- would NEVER say even drunk
B- talk about things that you know less then nada about!
Come on don't sit there and think ..."Nope Never happened to me" LIAR!! I call Bull*#it.
I have friends and then I have FRIEND!! Like if I were in Jail I wouldn't have to call cause "Bee-otch" would be with me! Well with that FRIEND! We suddenly think we are gods gift to solving problems. Trust me , if you were a fly on wall in my car you would be SHOCKED! Since I finally have warned her that some of those things are going to get talked about here be ready !! I mean like grab a drink, say a prayer and settle in, I'm about to get on my "I think I'm right Soap Box" !!!

These women have children ! Scared Yet?